yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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