dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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