i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Ketchup is God's man juice
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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