I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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