In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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