On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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