I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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