Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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