I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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