I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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