Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
organizing the empties. That sober.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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