Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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