i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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