I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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