I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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