so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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