It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
We had sex on a dog bed..
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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