We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Randomize
