I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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