O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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