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(847): View more from Illinois

Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.

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(631): View more from New York

I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.

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Cruelly.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"

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(404): View more from Georgia

Are you texting me while pooping again?

(770): View more from Georgia

I'm also playing fetch with the dog

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