i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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