He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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