how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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