I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
