You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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