THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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