On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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