Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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