I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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