You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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