I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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