she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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