Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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