at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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