check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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