If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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