Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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