I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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