Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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