turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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