chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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