Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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