do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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