Your mouth is God's brothel.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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