Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
i think i just lost a toe
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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