You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I believe in your delicious
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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