I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Randomize
