Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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