I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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