break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Will exercising make me less horny?
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