yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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