Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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