I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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