I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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